what i mean is, this is how i got to copenhagen. mostly, in a fog. and then we were toured around the (presumably, very lovely) city, but i'm sure i'll know about that once i've slept. and everything was very well-prepared with our ids and cell phones and bus passes and slideshows about regulations and bedding and the general telling of students where to be and the syllabi and all i could think was "this is so very different than france where they tell you nothing and you wait in the wrong line for 45 minutes to NOT get your student bus pass. ever."
still, all that's boring and i know what you really want to know is about the VERY SCARY things that i found in my room in the kollegium upon arrival this evening. and y'all, i'm not that much of a priss. chandler, i can HEAR you rolling your eyes all the way across 7 hours and an ocean, but, i mean, really. i've been camping.
this is what i found, in no particular order:
on the wall.
yes. that is a vomiting, fire-breathing dragon-type dinosaur.
no, i don't know why.
and in the bathroom.
in case you missed it, that's a "showerhead" by the sink. which, seriously, is fine by me. i get that europe is pint-sized.
what is not okay, not at all was the dirt and stale water and other general ick that gurgled up from the drain ON THE FLOOR WHERE I KEEP MY FEET when i turned on the sink. where i'm supposed to clean myself. no sir.
so now i live in another room. a double one. with my own kitchen.
but i'll say this much, i'm never complaining about france again. ever.
um, ew. when i got to poland there were worms coming out of my friend's drain a floor up. needless to say, she changed rooms too.
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eww do you know what this made me think of? you probably don't remember.
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you know i don't. i don't remember even the least cryptic of references.
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