this one's for you, colleen madigan pratt.

new skills:
ability to almost die

ability to almost kill others
signaling
changing gears

curb hopping upon
multi-tasking (e.g., able to hyperventilate WHILE avoiding head on collisions)

needs work:

bum muscles

ability to remember not to flex or otherwise abuse aforementioned muscles

ability to work keys

left turns

right turns

going straight

stopping

ability to mount/dismount without falling and/or being exceptionally un-ladylike

guess what i got, colleen.